Come Home Grandma Penny

Mom, it's time for you to come home please. I know you are on a much needed vacation and have been busy crusing around the northeast in a big Princess boat meeting thousands of other interesting people, but I think its time you get sea sick, come home and realize all that time spent relaxing, eating gourmet food, doing yoga, shopping and the beautiful sightseeing is really just a waste of time. Wouldn't you much much rather be home with this??

No?

Really??

OK then, we will try to make due without you for one more week. I guess we can manage, although I'm not promising he will still be able to correctly identify the difference between a triangle and a square or remember that the underpants need to come OFF before sitting on the potty. These are things he just does better when you are here.

Guilt doesn't work either?

Oh well, I tried.

Just know that the litttle munchkin asks for you many times each day and we all miss you terribly. And not just for your babysitting and child rearing expertise, but also your OCD cleanliness, your need to do yardwork before 8am and even your continual need to cut the kid's bangs really short.

You can cut them if you come home, OK?